follow.
to begin.
2.17.11
as wicked storms rolled into spring park bay tyler, mike and i would plop a 6 ft sunfish into the angry, angry waters. our knowledge of sailing was nonexistent, and our ignorance made us fearless. 3 high school kids were beyond capacity for this mighty boat. and when the gale force winds got the better of our overzealous heeling, we'd capsize.
stretch, stretch to save our fallen crewman, scramble on the belly of the boat, and then heave all our weight on the keel to flip the beast back over.
soaked and with furious gray clouds above, we sailed onward, only to repeat this joyful turmoil.
ooh the beginning.
the answer to a legit experience on the ocean sea comes from a 35 ft ketch named cappella. she's on her way home to sweden. as of 2.17.11 mats, the 45 yr. old captain, is awaiting my arrival in st. vincent & the grenadines.
the following gnarnia is an attempt to document the journey from the southern caribbean and beyond.
i am no writer, i've never sailed in salt water, i haven't journaled in years, i have no idea what to do when i return home…but…i just bought my first pair of shorts in like 10 years…so…
these entires are meant for myself and anyone remotely interested.
this is.
The Valinor Collective
Saturday, April 2, 2011
night passage #2 - martinique to dominica
martinique didn't want us to leave. rain and heavy wind delayed us til afternoon.
this crossing was unreal.
same watches as before, except this time i was wide awake and alert. i understand the instruments, got to steer, trim the sails, and attempt to tack by my lonesome.
we lost wind on my first watch and began spinning in slow, wide circles. boom slapping furiously, genoa flapping and cracking, shits beeping at me saying we'd gone off course. its pitch black, except for small town lights of humans away on shore. i looked up to check wind direction and caught a shooting star. a good sign. then all around are noises of giant air bubbles bursting at the surface. coming from the left, the right, then behind, this noise as i'm attempting to regain control of the steel boat. a glimpse of a dorsal fin in the reflection of a bright star gave assurance i had some company in my negligable turmoil. they bubbled and bursted and breathed at the surface for maybe 10 minutes and then peaced.
i woke up mats once the spinning got ridiculous and we motored to insane winds and swells off the coast of martinique. coming straight off the atlantic, from africa or some ish.
we were underway with like 22-25 mph winds, massive swells and a solid but vicious cruising speed of 6-7 knots. rain sprinkles were sporadic. and we hit this huge swell just perfectly, sending a wall of water into the cockpit and all over the boat. it would've been severely unpleasant if i weren't huddled under the little roof. water still dripping onto my lap and saturating the seat i was on.
mats releived me of my duty around midnight. i crawl into my cabin excited for rest, only to find my sheets soaked. my hatch wasnt locked. that gnarly wall of sea water found its way all over bed. thankfully, my pillow was salvaged. snatched it up and curled into an uncomfortable contorted position on the l-shaped seat of the saloon table.
i've slept better in my day. the wind howling, boat smashing, angry monsterous moise was relentless. i slept in 20-30 minute sections. the sound of the wind was unbelievable. complete chaos. suspected over 30mph winds.
my shift from 4am to 8am began with nearly no wind. dead calm. mats peaced out. he looked exhausted. and i was alert and determined to keep us on course. trimming the main sail and genoa like a champ, reading the instruments, singing to stay awake and steering like a baller. for the most part...it was all good.
mats took over, i got some much needed rest, and when i awoke we were pulling into Portsmouth, Dominica. (dom-in-neeka)
(hammock rigged in the bow, portsmouth, dominica)
here we are anchored. cheaper, greener, nearly untouched by serious hotels and tourists and gnar mullet has been tamed. alls well that ends well.
lazy martinique.
we anchored in the french caribbean town of Fort de France. the two looming pitons guard the small town on the water.
St. Lucia said her farewell through clouds and a breif rainfall as we cruised out of Rodney Bay at 6:45am. after clearing the lee of the island the trade winds gave us a steady, quick 6knots nearly the whole cruise to Marinique. monster swells were being whipped up from the atlantic as we pased between islands. the swells were some of the biggest waves i had seen yet. blue perpetual walls. below was about 6000 feet until the ocean floor. it was clear skies and sun the entire 8 hr cruise. burnt thighs and arms radiated heat once we stopped moving and the wind ceased in the bay of Fort de France. thank you aloe.
finding the customs office to check into an island is never too difficult. but in france, through broken french, it takes 4 different contradicting french-caribs giving directions that send you to one edge of town, to the other, back again, to the other, then only to find it tucked away in a tiny sailing shop far from the docks.
and yes, as far as customs go, the french don't give an eff. no authorities, no stamps, no written forms, and no fees for stopping by. all info was filled out on a dusty computer in the corner of a hallway. we set our departure date upon arrival and never had to deal with it again. after all the confusion and wandering a local beer was well deserved.
we stopped into the nearest bar. owned by a frenchman named jean-pierre..of course it's jeanne-pierre. we sat on the balcony that looked out on the town and bay.
this became our go-to spot. through broken french and his patience he told about martinique, its wildlife, the rain forest, the unusual weather as of late, the town, france, his travels and a little bit about beer. he seemed super stoked about the hikes he routinely takes on sundays. the one day where the entire town shuts down. i asked if we could come along one day. and so, on our last day in martinique he was our rain forest guide. unforgettable.
that french laziness seemed to rub off on us. a combo of that, sporadic, mildly annoying rainfalls, unexpected overcast days and ATM issues, we didn't venture out the city until after a week of anchoring.
although within that week my french improved from asking so many damn questions, the tiny streets lined with decaying french-style-stone buildings became familiar, the fresh fruit and veggie market was routinely visited, ate fresh baguettes, got an irrepairable tear in the dinghy and of course through the euro conversion to american dollar, spent too much money. we were living in a french town with all its cliches and sterotypes situated in the caribbean.
traveling, seeing and arriving into a foreign city by boat has a unique psychological effect. compared to traveling a town and chillin in a hostel, you are living IN the city, IN the town. i always felt rushed and anxious this way. aboard a boat, with a slight breeze while anchored in the bay, the town looks and feels smaller. at ease and clear minded. like you can see the town from the outside looking in. interesting.
i had mats pull my finger while i was rowing us back to Capella. oblivious to the preceding event, he found it hilarious. apparently, the swedes don't have such tooting games. im bummed though. he won't play the game anymore. he sees it more of trickery than something we can both enjoy together. i'm hoping he'll come around.
once we finally ventured out of the village, we snagged a bus up into the mountains to this botanical garden. it was a little toursity, but the plants and trees and birds and insects inside were all completely new and totally jungle growthy bra. and they had this awesome suspended rope bridge that provided some wicked views of the pitons and the valley below. afterward, i was itching for more exploration into the wild, but when i asked this old, local lady, she said the nearest hike was like 3 miles away. far too far to walk. i don't know if it was my poor french or she was unaware of her surroundings, but the very next day when our plans for snokeling in the south fell through due to buses and ferrys shutting down in the afternoon, we got word of a trail literally 1000 feet from the botanical garden. effin lady. we bussed to the spot.
walking down this paved road, thick, thick vegetaion walls on either side followed us down toward the sound of a river. it was moist and smelled of rain. this was a jungle, a rain forest. we followed the road without certainty and came across this super old stone bridge that provided passage over the river. mossy stairs led to the waters edge. i hopped in to get closer and snap some pics of the waterfall upstream in a little cove. got some gnar pics and continued onward.
we came across this jungle path that deviated from the road we were on. a french sign attempted to tell us what the deal was here, but i couldn't make sense of it. with my sperrys and swimsuit on, so began the first rain forest hike up the sloppy, muddy stairs twisting up and up into the jungle.
the growth is insanely thick. there is no way you could deviate from the path to explore. unless you had a wicked machete and left bread crumbs. a wall of green, wild flowers, bamboo trees, mossy stumps, dead brown leaves and plants and thriving vines. unlike anything i've ever seen. incessant bird noises, wind blowing or gushing water. never silence, something always moving or living.
we sloshed on, up and up and twisting for another hour. it was realized this path led much much farther than we intended to go or had time for. so, a perfect natural bench, a fallen tree we came upon. enjoyed an orange, sat in silence and observed then headed back. the trek back always going quicker than the way in.
constipation is a crazy thing. an unpleasant one. and for some reason is a fact and lesson of travel. after like 5 days of no movement in this french caribbean town, it was time for some action. when squatting, stretching, rolling, massaging and pushing produce no results, 3 cups of coffee and bananas first thing in the morning gave the release i so desperately needed. pure elation and joy. (soph)
on our very last day in martinique, we met up with jeanne-pierre. he offered us beer before departing into his tiny peugeot along with his unnamed, skinny greyhound type dogs. we cruised to the rain forest. near the base of those two looming pitons we saw everyday.
he whipped out some hidden walking sticks from the brush and what started as a hike down a paved road, soon turned into sloppy muddy trekking. i was all about it. jeanne-pierre turned out to be a damned near expert on flowers, birds and vegeation. through mixed french and english he told of what this plant does, this flower, how to eat this, that, how this trail use to be back in the day and how it's different now. he was our guide.
he had us follow him off the main path onto his own path into the wall of green. we hopped a stream, thrashed through huge moist, green leaves to show us the massive, gorgeous pink flower that smelt sweet and fresh. he pulled out a bag of seeds and started poking holes in the wet soil with his index finger. "for ze bats and ze birds," he says.
then came the rain. of course. big 'ol fat rain as Forest would say. jeanne-pierre busted out his umbrella, and so did mats. i, ill-equipped, took it all.
we hiked and walked, in the mud and changing terrain. he'd stop to tell us of this plant, that plant, break off a leaf, and have us eat it. crossed a river and got soaked boots. more hidden paths to rows of big flowers and the sun barely shining through the heavy forest leaves. it's unbelievable how much growth there is. living things, upon living things. a tree saturated with moss, with other plants growing in the moss, with insects scurrying about, with drops of water dangling on the tips of leaves.
the day lives as a memory now. too rainy to snap any pics. but nonetheless, we enjoyed another beer back at his bar afterward as he showed us pictures of the birds we were hearing earlier that day.
we set sail the next day. a trip to gnarnia.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
natch-ral st lucian vibes.
so, after the exhaustive passage to St. Lucia, we are at ease anchored in rodney bay. customs was a breeze, and the officials were surprisingly friendly. got some wicked stamps and wandered the recently developed marina equipped with several nice restaurants, some gift shops, an organic fruit and veggie stand and loads of dock slips. some of which were occupied by a couple 70-80 ft megayachts and gorgeous sailboats. after a substantial dinghy ride back to Capella, the sail covers were strapped on and the sun shade situated over the cockpit.
somehow, someway, 4 fishies, maybe 8-10 inches long found their way into the bottom of the dinghy. how the got there i have no idea, but they were flippin and floppin around looking very confused about their new environment. i was stoked. í've never properly filayed (filetted?) a fish before and mats admitted he was no expert on the matter, so i scopped up the buggers, filayed (fillayed?) (filetted?) them as best i could with his partially rusted filet knife and fried em up that night. so it was, the first caribbean fresh fish dinner.
we met the next morning and he introduced us to his mom, the owner of this tiny restaurant by the water and his little girl."natch-ral vibes" everything was. the sea, the cruise, the food we ate, the local green he smoked, the bob marley he rolled all of it had good "natch-ral vibes." st lucia and their vibes.
with roosters roaming the streets freely we started heading south through this twisting, twisting, turning landscape of st. lucia.
after the slathering we cruised to the beach where the the deux pitons, the two ciffs in the pic above, just tower over you. it was pretty stunning. it was around this time though that i started realizing that this was trevor's job and we were paying for his services. although trevor and lisa were insanely nice and there would've been no way we'd make it to the springs otherwise, it bugged me that after it was all said and done we paid considerably more than just gas. haha. lesson learned. but we no doubt felt the vibes mon
3.17.11 at around 7am we set sail northward for martinique. one of the few french occupied islands in the caribbean. with a little over 100 nautical miles of sailing in the books, here we are in martinique. baguettes, broken french and all.
good vibes. good things.
Monday, March 14, 2011
cherry poppin.
on the eve of departure from Bequia (bek-way), as we sat and ate our din din, this gorgeous sun was setting at the mouth of the bay. here, so close to the equator, there's no lingering dusk or long, golden hour like the midwest. there is maybe a 15-20 minute of beauty, then the sun is like, "eff you í'm out." the contrast between the firey golden sun and the deep blue ocean makes the water appear insanely vivid.
the sun finished off its descent just behind this sea cliff where atop rests an old barracks. still chilin are like 4 cannons from back in the day. darkness came, stars were out, and we were left to eat by kerosene lamp
tomorrow we'd set sail.
we said our goodbyes to Bequia, i waved to the three-toothed rasta bro who sold us our fruits and veggies and then cleared customs/immigration. I officially became a crewman aboard Capella and got wicked stamps in my passport to prove it. unlike europe, these caribs love their stamps and i'm all about it.
we dinghied back to the boat with clearnace papers in hand. it was time to set sail. Capella was prepped. removed the sail covers, took down the sun shelter, deflated the dinghy, filled up with 90 gallons of fresh water and then we were crusing westward out of harbor.
this surging baller status was at near capacity as i stood at the bow. the wild blue yonder due ahead. my right hand grasped the sidestay for balance. I attempted robo-baller status by not holing on, but that was out of my league in ballerville, for i feared falling overboard.
we were actually heading out to sea.
(insert photo when developed)
mats turned us into the wind. i raised the mainsail, tied it off then scurried back into the cockpit to await my next order. the mizzen sail was raised, tied off and i went below deck to snag my camera. this monumentous occasion needed documentation. the genoa was unfurled once we were on course clear of the lee of the island. now she looked like a real sailboat.
we worked in 4 hour watches. my first watch went from 8pm-midnight. the sun sank like a rock and darkness surrounded us and the boat. at the start of my watch, mats went below to get some sleep and left me with the sole instruction of not to hit anything. seemed simple enough.
it was a surreal feeling sitting alone in the back of the boat, darkness everywhere, only hearing the wind that slowly pushed us north and waves breaking on capella's hull. there was this golden sliver of moon that lingered on the horizon and the amount of visible stars was unreal (sorry jim, it might've beat the grand canyon). we were about 75 nautical miles to St. Lucia, and on my first watch i could see the faintest glow of it on the horizon. we pushed on with phosphorescent in the wake.
due to our direction and the wind direction it made for a gnarnia filled cruise. the boat seemed to be in constant chaos, we were heeled over like 20-25 degrees the entire time while sloshing up and down. the simplest action of moving about the cabin took well grounded feet, a bracing hand or two and determination.
not long into my watch the wind shifted and the boat stalled and went into irons. all the sails flapped crazy loud as if they were furious with what had happened. i was alone in the cockpit and we start turning completely around. after a mini pani attack, i calmly called for mats. he awoke and fixed it like it aint no thang.
surprisingly, the only time i felt sick was when i tried reading during the first watch. it didn't help that i was reading about the shipwreck of the Essex and after 90-something days at sea in a small whaling boat, 2 guys were found sucking the marrow out of their fallen crewmember's ones. (thanks, reade) that was when i had to put the book away and groove to some radiohead.
my eyes were getting obnoxiously heavy, and i was doing the tired, dozing, bobbing baby head thing for like 45 minutes until salvation came at midnight and mats took watch.
the wind wasn't on our side and while i attempted to sleep mats viciously tacked into the wind. i awoke to the entire boat shifting to the opposite side and an insanely loud cranking noise as the genoa was brought to the starboard side.
my 4am to 8am watch started and i was damn tired. the novelty of this whole sailing thing was wearing. wearing until the sun rose behind the clouds that hovered over St. Lucia's two peaks. rays of morning light beamed through those fluffy big guys.
cherry popped and i can dig it.
northward for martinique on thursday.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
arrival.
so, apparently it raises red flags when a young american dood flys to st. vincent on a one way ticket.
these red flags were neglected to be brought to my attention when i left the u.s. not until i was several miles from home, on an island in the caribbean sea, sleep deprived and with a wicked cold was it pleasantly brought to my attention. at 4:30 in the morning on the 1st of march, i tried to board my flight from barbados to st. vincent but was denied access. only after some scuffle and working with 'officials' did they offer me the option of purchasing a 'faux' ticket home for a date that i entirely made up. i mised my initial flight due to the unforseen drama. they put me on the next one. arrived in st. vincent, over paid for a taxi and tipped the broha. at the time i knew nothing of caribbean customs. in hindsight, i now understand his dumbfoundedness. hopped the ferry leaving for bequia, the dood cut me some slack when i was 3 dollars short. he recieved a high five in exchange.
we rounded the point and made our way into this tiny island bay. it was littlered with mid sized sailboats from around the world, and docked at the back of the bay was this gnarly opulent yacht. a short, stout swede with skin that shows he's been at this lifestyle for the past year and a half., was awiting my arrival. we exchanged smiles and a handshake and he led me to his dinghy. there was no apprehension, no butterflies and no apparent fear leading up to this moment. just this is what is happening and so it goes.
bequia (bek-way), thrives on tourism. often locals are found laying underneath a tree in the shade, standing around a broken boat or playing dominos near the water. it's the ultimate chill sesh bru. then when put behind the wheel they turn into a 17 yr old asian, fast and the furious honda owner.
coming on day 6 here in port elizabeth, living aboard capella is becoming normal. either her cramped quarters are starting to acclamate to my 6'2"ness or it's the other way around. our days are at the mercy of the sun. waking up and going to sleep in near tandum. when not hiking around the island or reading on the boat i'm picking mats brain about everything sailing. oh how i will to sail around the world. the seed is planted.
until my hot pics get developed, google images will have to suffice.
off to st. lucia on monday.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
eve of embarkment.
so...the other night George Carlin called me a 'pussy' and told me to 'take a chance'. actually, he called me an 'effin pussy' and told me to 'take an effin chance.'
now after 3 months of prepping, talking, researching, discussing, planning, corresponding, and difficult goodbyes...apparently, the time has come.
this post, on the eve of embarkment, comes from adam's home in chicago. a wicked head cold and vicious cough have come at excellent timing. that son uva bitch.
the uncertainty is overwhelming. that uncertainty is the purpose?
its time for sleep recovery.
so, heres to George Carlin and those of you who were a part of the difficult goodbyes.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
(the old collective)
to begin.
i enjoy songs.
what do i know about music?
nothing.
what i know is what makes me feeel...i play piano when i want to learn a song i've just heard, or when i have the urge to pound the keys till a scattered melody emerges... something that i think sounds sick will then escape me the next time i sit down to repeat this process.
my skills in keeping time were refined thanks to rock band, and the properties of musical notation were mastered from the diabetic hand of ms. kirkegard at minnewashta elementary.
what do i know?....theres no validity in anything i'm about to post....im not a writer...im not a musician and i dont wear shorts in the summer....but....i know that every track proceeding this post will make you shit tits out of your dick...and thats a good thing.
enjoy.
The Valinor Collective.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
meltage vol. 1
it's about time to share the freshies, the meltage, the dripp initiators, the shiz that'll tear halters off and bust off buttons.
it's electro, crunchy, synthy, heavy, 8-bity, party, blissy, vibey, glitchy, dubby, robotic, goodies.
this is the meltage vol. 1
at age 18 Unicorn Kid is doing something right. he started producing at age 15 and now is making a name for himself with an 8-bit, dub/glitch style thats supah fresh. heres his single and a dope remix of a Gorillaz track. grab your controller.
Unicorn Kid - Dream Catcher
Gorillaz - Superfast Jellyfish(Unicorn Kid Remix)
let the keys lead you to some gnarballz. yet another electro duo. follow them.
Visitor - Los Feeling(Monsieur Adi Remix)
Mille is a swedish electro producer that i came across maybe 6 months ago. he must be all about N64 or SNES because these two tracks feel like you're crusin' USA for eternity.
Mille - Ghost Dancer
Mille - Crysteena
yet another youngen is tearing it up as of late and he goes by the name Muffin. yes, this little baked good is throwin it down at age 19 and taking you on a electro-rollerskating tour down Beach Rd.
Muffin - Beach Rd.
LCD Soundsystem will be dropping their alleged 'last album' ever this may, and yes, they are going out guns a blazin'. here is the opening track to their album This is Happening entitled Dance Yrself Clean. it may not begin with the qualities expected from something worthy of this post...its a sleeper...be patient. just wait for the remixes to start rollin out.
LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean
oh and a gnar mashup for good measure is always tight.
Deadmau5 vs. LCD Soundsystem - Soma Friends (French Government Boot)
sharing is caring.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
i think i can.
what would 'the little engine that could' be listening to as he climbed that grueling, relentless mountain?
most likely the following...
while staying in switzerland with a girl tyler and i met amidst moving about, The Album Leaf was unknowingly put on my ipod by her friend. I found it there while on a train traveling south. now forever this music takes me back to the rolling hills. with the release of their third album, i was reminded of how effin super they are. adorned with dreamy, inspirational melodies with a backbone of a delicate, complex drum tracks their songs will make you close your eyes during homework time or they will nestle themselves calmly in the back of your head as you diligently poke around on your ipad.
wait for the strings....oh the strings.
The Album Leaf - Until The Last
yes, that is who you think it is singing.
The Album Leaf - Over The Pond
leave it to Van to take me to Scandinavia. no doubt my fav artist, and no doubt will we hear from him again on The Valinor Collective.
wait for the piano....oh the piano
Van Morrison - Scandinavia
i fell out of the whole underground hip hop thing a couple years ago. but i came across this track and was like, word. i could do without Mobb Deep's back track, but its gnar sampling by Emancipator makes up for it all.
wait for the sampling of Jonsi.....oh the sampling of Jonsi
Emancipator Masup(Sigur Ros vs. Mobb Deep) - Shook
now, if that 'little engine' was chuggin and strugglin like 5-8 years ago? he'd pop in a pair of earbuds into that billowing smoke stack of his and get down on a lil Broken Social Scene. you think electronic music makes some madd buildups and then drops? It's All Gonna Break is as dynamic as anything tiesto gets down on. and with Broken Social Scene dropping in a couple weeks(if you BUY your tunes), i smell inevitable freshies.
wait for those horns....oh the horns.
Broken Social Scene - It's All Gonna Break
Broken Social Scene - Pitter Patter Goes My Heart
da whistle go.. wooo
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
come aboard.
this first track comes from a hungarian electro, dancey-ish, hazey, tour-guide-through-the-cosmos group called We Plants Are Happy Plants...Apollo will fly or trot you through a vast galaxy or endless meadow as you sip on a cup of tea or nostalgic juicebox while friends and family wave as you pass by.....its a journey
We Plants Are Happy Plants - Apollo
Mumford and Sons is a group i've just recently stumbled upon and although receiving severe backlash from sophi and hannah for liking them I still can't get enough. they like joni mitchell and ani difranco and as a result are completely discredited... i want to share two songs with you....Little Lion Man and White Blank Page will lead you into a thick, dark forest as the plucking banjo moseys its way to a progressive chanting chorus with a steady, thumping kick drum reminding you to tap your foot. be patient.
Mumford and Sons - Little Lion Man
Mumford and Sons - White Blank Page
everyone is oh'ing over Jonsi's new album and solo project--lead dood from Sigur Ros. The single, Boy Lillikoi, was pre-released a few months ago and created some madd hype for this album. i want to share the opening track from his album entitled Go Do. Go Do, along with the entire album was a collaboration between Jonsi and Nico Muhly. Nico supplied the booming orchestral aspects of the album and made it truly soar. This track sets the pace for the whole album..which is...explosive.
Jonsi - Go Do
yea i'll do one more....they are the epitome of this blog.....Efterklang is a danish group that typically perform live with 14+ people. i had the pleasure a few weeks back to catch them here in chicago. they embodied the european persona to a T while performing...smiley, humble and generous. they posses something magical....something...perhaps? Elven?....?? they had complete control of everyone in the venue. feel what you will. good things.
Efterklang - Modern Drift
Efterklang - Mirador (Live)